Summary

What’s this about the world’s first ‘pet nad’ wine? Why has a wine-list-free restaurant been told to, ‘stop being so bloody stupid’? Who is releasing the latest cynical glassware range?

And, STOP PRESS: hot-cross-bun gin??!!

Yes, this is your latest audio instalment of the riotous, ridiculous world of Fake Booze, the entirely made-up news site focused on the world of alcohol. Consider this your critical update on world affairs from a parallel universe, which involves Alldie supermarket, goats and Yoda.

WARNING: features a few sweary bits and rude topics. Definitely not one to listen to if you’re easily offended. Or you’re a sommelier.

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Starring

• Chris Losh, editor, Fake Booze
• Susie & Peter

Video

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Story links

• Is the world’s first ‘pet nad’ wine just bollocks?
• List free restaurant told to ‘stop being so bloody stupid’
• Hot cross bun gin ‘captures the spirit of the crucifixion’
• Bored? Skint? Why not create your own glassware!